Feb 11 2010No No No No No: Humanoid Flies First Class


This robo-jerk, the same one who tried creating a Facebook profile to infiltrate the Geekologie Fan Page, is now flying around in the first class section of airplanes. BAD IDEA.

Travellers on a recent Emirates flight from Dubai to Riyadh were accompanied by a different type of passenger, after the Dubai-based airline was tasked with transporting one of the world's most advanced humanoid robots.

Able to verbally interact with people, Ibn Sina stunned fellow passengers as he was checked in at Emirates' dedicated First Class check-in counters and relaxed in Emirates' First Class lounge prior to boarding his flight.

The transportation of Ibn Sina required countless hours of planning and input from multiple Emirates Group departments to ensure the humanoid was cleared for travel by the Dubai Police Authorities, the Dubai International Airport and Emirates' safety team.

Uh, could you really not just stuff him in a box and mail him to his destination set it on fire? And how come I can't even use my cassette player advanced media device during taxi and take-off and this BEEP BOOP BOPPING jerk can fly? OH GOD -- PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T GET COMPLIMENTARY BEVERAGE SERVICE.

Humanoid discovered travelling on Emirates flight [arabiansupplychain]

Thanks to Cohan, Conan's hunkier, battle-axe wielding brother.

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This seems moderately silly.



I'd sit beside him.

And his disguise is rubbish.

Now I know where this little field excercise was being held but did he really have to fit the facial profile that EVERY sky marshal is looking for? I mean, cmon...

Explossive news!!!

Aaargh! Robot terrorists!

Long live the robots.

If the robot was made in Japan it would probably resemble a Japanese man. Since it was made in the middle east it makes perfect sense that it looks like an arab.

I would be worried if they were making them to look like Americans

So creepy, i would prob not even be on the same flight. What if it goes bonkers or was planned to be used for evil, ha? hell noooo!

Two things...

Did they check his underwear (or would that be software)?

Getting him the ticket probably ended up being cheaper than having to pay the airline for an extra bag that they would just end up losing anyway.

I want his drink and peanuts.

Oooh wait...that's three. Er...three....THREE things. Maybe I should just go out and come in again?

That thing just plain ol creeps me out, I would switch to coach if I had to be near that bastard

Three things...

Did they check his underwear (or would that be software)?

Getting him the ticket probably ended up being cheaper than having to pay the airline for an extra bag that they would just end up losing anyway.

I want his drink and peanuts.

And I wouldn't worry unless THIS came up on his laptop: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

Four...just FOUR THINGS!!! Aw just forget it.

can he fold his own tray table? recline his own seat

i'd still rather him than john candy in Planes Trains Automobiles

i would punch that's thing head off...

Dear ignorant fucks,

  /ˈærəb/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ar-uhb] Show IPA
1. a member of a Semitic people inhabiting Arabia and other countries of the Middle East.

  /ˈtɛrərɪst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ter-er-ist] Show IPA
1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.

The two don't mean the same thing, fucktards.

Lots of love!




@15 ...Now it appears they actually DO mean the same thing, don't they?

Dear Clueless "Commence Racism":

Watch the news retard.... Nowadays they are the same thing.

Stupid people and their "political correctness"

Robots are flying first class? I don't even fly first class!


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the only thing that abomination is going to be saying on the plane is, "HALA HALA HALA PLANE GO BOOOM!!!!"

This robot dude looks straight out of team america world police. (the guy with the poor makeup). How come I can't take a plastic knife on a plane but these guys can take a frickin robot? I bet the dudes at security haven't got a clue about what in this kit could go pop or bang.

Plane safety FAIL.


robot suicide bombers. wowzers

Dear 15,
Please simmer the fuck down. This is Geekologie. Not the ClaytonBigsbyForums.com . Nazis are associated with Germany, Terrorism with Iraq, etc. Dont try and make yourself out as a moral superior on a site about bacon and star wars.

Rich people treating inanimate objects better than other human beings. Typical.


I agree. Yes this is Geekologie, and silly witty statements are expected, even absurd ones. But saying terrorist or whatever in this instance is just stupid.

An Arab air line, an Arab pilot, flying from one Arab city to another Arab city, with the majority of passengers dressed as such.

Maybe if you're American saying robot terrorist is funny slightly, but only because they don't really travel.

If I was American I wouldn't find it funny, geekologie should be witty not stupid or ignorant.


Germany is associated with Nazis, but we don't call anything coming out of Germany Nazi, or any german a Nazi, whether a games designer or a an inventor etc. It's just stupid, as stupid as associating the above with terrorism.

fucking jews and arabs

what the fuck is white people's obsession with semitic peoples?

any why do black people keep stealing my TV?


Man, look at that fucker's eyebrows, he looks ready to release some mother-fucking jihad on that flight attendant!

"Gah! Dirty women touched me! Alla AKBARRRRR!!!!" (lights wick sticking out of artificial penis)

now that is NOT ok with me, first they are taking our first class seats pushing humans back to coach whats next, They get taken care of in the emergency human before humans??? WE MUST STOP THE UP RISING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND THE ROBOTS CONTROL US ALL lol. Keep fighting the good fight GW we are with you.

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