This is a picture depicting the Ninja Turtles as imagined by various famous artists. It's pretty cute. That's right, cute. I can call things cute because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to do that. Also, tape my penis between my buttcheeks and wear women's underwear.
It's Pizza Time, Picasso! [poppedculture]
Thanks to Thomas and canine-o'clock, who argue that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are , in fact, heroes in whole shells.