Sure Halloween is still eight months away, but is that gonna stop you from buying a War Machine costume and trying to seduce industrial robots at the Toyota factory? Probably not. Which is exactly why you should seek professional help. Namely, me with a baseball bat. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit. Yes, yes it will. This is gonna be the worst feeling you've ever felt in your entire life. Even worse than the first time you had your heart broken. Which, whoa -- when did Cupid get a liquid nitrogen crossbow?
All costumes available soon from CustomeCraze. Hit the jump for sexy 'Ironette' and Black Widow costumes, a kid's version, and some Tony Stark facial hair.
Iron Man 2 Costumes! First Look at War Machine, Whiplash, Ironette and Black Widow [costumecraze]
Did you rush out to see 'Iron Man II' this weekend? I did not. As many of you may know, I've been banned from my local theater for sneaking in a Double Big Gulp of jungle juice and tearing through the screen at the premier of 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs'. F*** those m... / Continue →
Because humans aren't the only animals that like to play dress-up and pretend they're something they're not for awhile to escape the monotony of regular life, this is a series of Star Wars dog costumes from Costume Craze. You should put one on your dog and bring it to the next... / Continue →
Because these things have been pouring in like piss and toilet paper remnants out of a clogged commode, here's four different Mortal Kombat-related videos, in this order:
1. The first installment in series of live-action 'Mortal Kombat: Legacy' shorts.
2. Rejected Mortal Komb... / Continue →