Sure Halloween is still eight months away, but is that gonna stop you from buying a War Machine costume and trying to seduce industrial robots at the Toyota factory? Probably not. Which is exactly why you should seek professional help. Namely, me with a baseball bat. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit. Yes, yes it will. This is gonna be the worst feeling you've ever felt in your entire life. Even worse than the first time you had your heart broken. Which, whoa -- when did Cupid get a liquid nitrogen crossbow?
All costumes available soon from CustomeCraze. Hit the jump for sexy 'Ironette' and Black Widow costumes, a kid's version, and some Tony Stark facial hair.