Feb 25 2010Makes Perfect Sense: Lightsaber USB Drives
Honey, have you seen my lightsaber USB drive? Haha, what do you mean it's in your panty drawer? These USB lightsabers come in red and green, light up when you plug them in and will set you back $20 for 1GB of storage. Amazingly, they're actual Lucasfilm licensed products from Japan. Really? Because I would have manufactured the same thing, not gotten any licensing rights, and sold them as lightswords BECAUSE I'M A RUTHLESS BUSINESSMAN. Don't believe me? Then why did I just kill my secretary? Wait, why did I just kill my secretary? CAUSE I'M ROOFLESS, YOUNG'N!