It's All Jibberish To Me: German Droid Ad
No matter how many times I hear it, the German language never ceases to amaze me. Of course, most Germans would probably say the same thing about me because my language sounds so unusual. You see, I only speak the language of love. Gooch tickle boobie rub. My amorous grammar aside, this is a German Droid commercial. I don't want to ruin the surprise ending for you, but I'm going to if you don't have the self-control to watch it before reading this: The other cellphone throws itself out the window. Not unlike my WiiMote did when I couldn't beat Bowser on the 10,000th try of the final castle in the new Mario. Except he broke a window too. Then got high and ate the last of my Bagel Bites. Expect a bill, Nintendo.
Thanks to Joscha, who has never experienced phone-envy because he has the latest and greatest in space-phone technology: a laser cell.