PleaseRobMe.com is a website that lists people who have recently left their homes and announced their location on Twitter. So you can go rob them. Or go spread rose petals all over their porch if you're not into the whole robbery thing. The website was created to make an important point. One about me getting rich. Now, I'm gonna need some pantyhose and a Santa sack.
Thanks to DKNL, Griffin! and Amanda, who, meet me on the corner of 219 S. 2nd Street in 20 minutes.