HDMI Me!: The Audio/Visual Port T-Shirt
You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you're in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie). I have one. it's awesome. Or it was until a friend tried to plug an unapproved device (blender) into my ass while I was passed out drunk. MY SHOES WERE OFF, A$$HOLE. Call me.
Thanks to Stephanie, who has an ocean port t-shirt. Get it? Wacka wacka wacka!