OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can't say it's a genuine "pew", but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is even worthy of a Geekologie post. And, if you are, you belong in a f***ing insane asylum. Here, can you see this -- can you see what I'm doing? I'm circling my ear with one finger and pointing at you with another while I roll my eyes. That means you're crazy.
Thanks to Pepe-Le-PEW-PEW, who once fell in love with a flashlight thinking it was a laser blaster. You poor bastard.