Class Rings Now Come With Gamer Option
Because gaming is everyone's favorite extracurricular activity, Jostens has decided to include a "gamer" option on their class rings. That's cool -- if you don't mind getting beat up by all the football players. Kidding, they game too! Don't you? Don't you, you stupid meatheads? Yes I still have a lot of repressed anger. *sniff* WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAND MEMBERS CAN'T SHOWER WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM?!