Feb 15 2010Bacon Turtles: The Perfect Food Group?

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This is a group of Cheesy Bacon Turtles after sunning themselves in the oven. They look pretty disgusting but I'm sure like they taste like a little salmonella-y slice of heaven. Just don't tell the Ninja Turtles I said that (I still owe Michelangelo for the last bag we split).

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Thanks to bowzee and MalfunctionX, who eat cheesy bacon turtle soup like it's their job. Because it is. Shredder makes them.

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Nom.

I LIKE TURTLES!

Aww. :'D I would feel guilty about eating it.

Can they swim?

They look kinda like the headcrabs from the Half-Life series.

DONOTELLO!
MICHALENGELO!
LEANARDO!
NOOOOOO

They look disgusting? Are you serious GW?


Ok, eating a whole one in one sitting might be a bit much, but those look freaking delicious.

OM NOM NOM NOM

I'm pretty sure those are just hot dogs.... but you all knew that.

Is that like real turtles under the bacon?
Im being thrown off by the limbs and tail

MmmmmMMMMmmmm- Heart Attack!!!

I hope those are cheese hotdogs

I'm sure this tastes good but looks so sad. The black limbs and all..

Yum!

THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!! you are just sick people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this bacon thing is kinda old. and fucking stupid.

SERIOUSLY ! THEY LOOK LIKE DICKS , THIS IS PURLY DISGUSTING .. LOOK A THE HEADS IN THE BIG PICTURE

i think i may have vomited a bit in my throat

Wow #6, just, WOW. I hope for your sake you are taking spelling in summer school.

actually this is from
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
and by far not the worst thing :D

um... eww.
I was hungry then I saw that.

I personally prefer pancakes

*hint hint*

I'm sure it's delicious but I prefer to eat my bacon the old fashion way......off of an expensive call girl's back.....

the head loos like a dick :/
just sayin'

@16&23 - You might want to have that checked out.

Quoted from http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

"Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers

Ground beef pattie topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail."

So to all those with confusion it's not REAL turtle....

Now we just need a bacon hippo, elephant or whale.

@9 Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Now I'm hungry! Thanks GW.

@ those that think these look like penises - A. Have you ever seen a penis? and B. Would you like to?

@ those that think these look gross - shut up and go get me a couple of slices of bread and some mayo...I gots me some eatin to do.

@ those that are tired of the bacon/dino/scifi/games/zombies/whateverthefuckelseyoudecidetobitchaboutthismorning - please feel free to NOT comment on the topics that don't tickle your tummy...there are plenty of others around here. If you find that it's just all too much for you to handle (read: whiny candyass), then please look into the other 80 gazillion websites out there - I'm sure you'll find one on the interwebz that is strictly care bear collecting and ping pong...NO BACON.

@ myself - get over yourself already

:( I am turtle :(

@11 YEZ!!! I love cheese weiners( not the body part nasties).

@29 jajaja..get em

I wouldnt eat em together like above, but bacon and hot dogs are some of our favorite hangover foods.

Endangeredelicious

ahaha @29
<3

#6:
DNA Chairman Emeritus, are you?

(If you just got out of a cave, DNA= National Dyslexic Association)

Credit the source:

http://www.klg2a.blogspot.com/

I keep reading all these comments about how these look like penises... Really?! I'm sorry you have such a poor reference point. You really should get some cream for that ...

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