NOTE: AUDIO CONTAINS NSFW LANGUAGE (TELL ME YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT NOT TO)
Hunter S. Thompson, a journalist after my own heart, couldn't work his new JVC DVD player after his new home theater was installed, and decided to call the installation company and verbally abuse them. Smart, Mr. Thompson, but did you try riddling all the equipment with bullets first? Haha, do I know you or what?! Miss you, Hunter.
Sir Terry Pratchett, best known for his sci-fi series Discworld and co-authoring Good Omens with Neil Gaimen, was knighted last year and decided to make himself a sword to celebrate the occasion. But not just any sword, oh no -- a magical sword. Forged from meteorites. In Mo... / Continue →
This is a one-size-fits-most-adults-except-really-really-fat-ones Totoro cloak. It keeps you warm and makes you look like everyone's favorite neighbor. Unless you have a really busty neighbor who always comes over asking to borrow a cup of sugar IN THE NUDE, in which case whe... / Continue →
Remember that series of commercials for Sony's Xperia PLAY (the PSP phone) featuring Kristen Schaal? Well she's back with another one, this time Minecraft themed. Plus funny! Man, I just love Kristen's delivery. Plus Papa Johns'. AAAAAAAAH, I ate a whole pizza when I got h... / Continue →