AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Forked Tongue Girl!!

Different strokes for different folks, you know? And, whether you actually like this mod or not, you've got to admit it's cooler than a harelip. And probably...
March 6, 2010

Star Wars 'Force' Toy Hacked To Shock You

The nutjobs over at Harcos Labs (the purveyors of such fine energy concoctions as Blood Energy Potion and Mana Energy Potion) went and hacked one of the...
March 5, 2010

I Apologize To No Computer! Ctrl + Z Cards

These Ctrl + Z cards let a computer savvy recipient know you wish you could undo a particular operation. Probably not a bra strap either, although you're...
March 5, 2010

Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out By An Asteroid

I didn't even know there was a debate but apparently some scientists were convinced dinosaurs were killed by volcanic activity and not an asteroid. Those are the...
March 5, 2010

Secret McDonald's Menu Items: The Mc10:35

The Mc10:35 isn't actually a secret McDonald's menu item because you have to buy two separate sandwiches and put them together yourself. However, it is rare and...
March 5, 2010

Cleaning With Bacteria: Petri Dish Soaps

Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12...
March 4, 2010

Video Game Characters' Twitter Accounts

This is a little gallery of video game characters' Twitter accounts (with chirps posted in reverse order for ease of readability). As you'll see, they pretty much...
March 4, 2010

Epic LEGO Star Wars Lightsaber Battle

This is a very well made LEGO stop motion video that features your recommended daily allowance of not only plastic, but also lightsaber battles (a full 120%)....
March 4, 2010

The American Map Of Burger Domination

This is a map showing which fast food chain rules a particular area of the United States, except it's barely legible so click THIS PINK BUTTON RIGHT...
March 3, 2010

LOLWUT?: Spankable Ketchup Bottle Bottoms

Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I'm serious, I don't. The whole dressing...
March 3, 2010

Crazy Impressive Rube Goldberg Music Video

This is the music video for Chicago-based OK Go's 'This Too Shall Pass', which consists of an unbelievable 3:53 long Rube Goldberg machine. You have to watch...
March 2, 2010

Mars Can't Play Sports To Save Its Rotation

Now listen, Mars: I'm not saying you should fake a disability so you can compete against Pluto in the Special Olympics, but you should. You definitely should....
March 2, 2010

Taco Holders: A Spilled Taco Is A Sad Taco

I'm sure taco holders have existed since Mexican cave people, but I'm posting them anyways because I've been on a pretty serious binge lately to the point...
March 2, 2010

Hmmm: Coca-Cola's New Resealable Can

Coca-Cola released an energy drink in the Netherlands called Burn (as in, wrap it up in Amsterdam or urinating will) that features a resealable top. But I...
March 2, 2010

JERK!: Dino-Baby Eating Snake Discovered

Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur's nest, about to chow down on some baby dino. Thankfully, God spited the snake and...
March 2, 2010

Lara Croft And Princess Leia Snowball Fight

You'd think something billed as a Lara Croft/Princess Leia snowball fight would be chock-full of sexiness, right? Well don't get your hopes up, because not even Frosty...
March 2, 2010

DO NOT WANT: Sexy Fembot LEGO Models

Flickr user rediv (aka Alan M) went and made himself some sexy LEGO fembots. Why? I dunno, he's sick in the head or something. Or maybe he...
March 1, 2010

Laser Beams!: Watch Tells Time With Pews

The strictly conceptual Aurora Watch was designed by Jihun Yeom and looks like a watch with no face. Actually, it looks like a portal to your arm...
March 1, 2010

Nooo: Old-Style PS3's Suffer Global Meltdown

In an attempt to convince consumers to always upgrade when they release an updated version of a product, Sony sneakily worked some malicious code into old-style PS3's,...
March 1, 2010

Sucky: The Pooch Power Dog Crap Vacuum

The Pooch Power Shovel (the quicker, shittier picker-upper) may look like a leaf blower, but it's not. It's also not anything I'd recommend you trying to attach...
March 1, 2010

DO WANT: LEGO Star Wars Foosball Table

Flickr user -2x4- (not to be confused with his beefier, off-roading brother, -4x4-) went and built a fully functional LEGO Star Wars foosball table. Sure it's tiny...
March 1, 2010

Why Am I Not Surprised?: An Avatar Tattoo

What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it's released, but...
March 1, 2010

DO NOT WANT: Scrap Metal Alien Queen

This is a giant Alien queen statue made out of scrap metal. She's scary as hell and will give you the worst kind of STD if you...
February 28, 2010

Not Necessary: Cat Hammock Coffee Table

The Cat Hammock Coffee Table was created by Case-Real and is a glass-topped magazine receptacle with a wicker-ish hammock for your feline companions beneath. It's cool, but...
February 28, 2010

Whipped Lightning: Alcoholic Whipped Cream

Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks,...
February 28, 2010