Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending

Want to keep better track of your spending and don't know how to use your bank's website? Well you're in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking...
February 13, 2010

Air Force Destroys Missile Midflight With PEW

The Air Force has been tooting their own horn after recently shooting down a ballistic missile with a plane-mounted laser-pewer. That's cool, but I've been able to...
February 13, 2010

You Go Girl!: New Computer Engineer Barbie

Finally, after years of being a mis-proportioned strumpet, Barbie has finally put herself through college (stripping) and earned a Computer Engineering degree. I'm proud of you, Barbie...
February 13, 2010

ZIPPITY ZAP!: Killing Mosquitos With Lasers

Remember the story about killing mosquitos with a laser shield? Well this is a short video of the proposed pew-pew shield in action. But, for the record,...
February 12, 2010

eBay: Nintendo And 5 Games Sells For $13K

A Nintendo and five games recently sold on eBay for a staggering $13,105 (plus $13.95 shipping -- cheapskate!). Why? Because a Bandai 'Stadium Events' game BOX is...
February 12, 2010

The $800 Lamp You're Supposed To Destroy

Looking for a ridiculously expensive lamp you're supposed to bang a bunch of holes in with a pick-hammer? Well you're in luck, because I just paper-mâché'd every...
February 12, 2010

Pass The Butter: GIANT CRAB IS GIANT!!

Anybody else just flash back to Half Life? Me neither, it was a Dead concert. Anyway, this is a giant f***ing Japanese Spider Crab. It was recently...
February 12, 2010

Man Takes Bat To 29 Flatscreens At Walmart

Westley Strellis decided to test the durability of flatscreen televisions at a Georgia Walmart. With a metal baseball bat (also great for repairs) he scored from the...
February 12, 2010

Beam Me Up, Mommy: A Star Trek Family

I told myself a while ago I wouldn't post any Awkward (NSFW) Family Photos but, like everything I tell myself, it turned out to be a lie....
February 11, 2010

Robo Theme Park One Step Closer To Reality

In terribly God-awful news, Korea's proposed Robot Land, a robot themed amusement park, has now received initial investment and a first round of conceptual drawings. *gulp* I...
February 11, 2010

Get Out Of My Drink!: Space Invaders Ice

Because you can never have too many novelty ice cubes, this is a $7.45 Space Invaders tray (cleverly called Ice Invaders to avoid paying any sort of...
February 11, 2010

No No No No No: Humanoid Flies First Class

This robo-jerk, the same one who tried creating a Facebook profile to infiltrate the Geekologie Fan Page, is now flying around in the first class section of...
February 11, 2010

Ghost Lamps Hover With The Power Of Magic

Ghost Lamps from designer Tim Baute look like they're hovering. Plus, unlike most shit you see that's cool, they're actually available for sale ($250 for a small,...
February 10, 2010

Eye Candy: Star Wars Take Over Dubai

This is a picture of part of a Star Wars invasion of Dubai taken by photographer Cédric Delsaux and CG-ified by Pierrick Gueneugue. I posted a couple...
February 10, 2010

Robot Pirate Vs. Zombie Ninja On Dinosaur

This is a comic by Tim Buckley appropriately titled 'This is How the World Ends'. It bears a striking resemblance to 'GW Vs. the Volcano' except that...
February 10, 2010

Disney Princesses Letting It All Hang Out

I know that was probably false advertising, but I'm a jerk and you already knew that. Dickery aside, allegedly the drawing came first and the cosplayers decided...
February 9, 2010

Michael Jackson Commemorative Hard Drive

Available February 24th for a scant $123, this commemorative Michael Jackson "This is It" hard drive is a monster piece of how the hell did this ever...
February 9, 2010

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual. Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex....
February 9, 2010

Google To Add Store Views To Google Maps?

Allegedly Google plans to feature the interiors of participating retail stores on Google Maps. Because, well, I'm not really sure why. Something to do with controlling the...
February 8, 2010

You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Pajama Jeans

Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't...
February 8, 2010

Scientists Discover Dinosaur's True Colors

Finally scientists have proven that, despite what popular kid's programs would have you believe, dinosaurs were not all purple and sing-songy and allowed near children. Nope, some...
February 8, 2010

Just The Way I Like 'Em: Dinosaur On Bed

High-res shot HERE. Now I'm not saying I wore that ass out like a winter coat in freezing weather, but that's exactly what I'm saying. Because I...
February 8, 2010