Yikes!: SCARY LITTLE VADER IS SCARY
This is a child dressed as a helmet-less Darth Vader. Why any parent would subject their child to this sort of cruelty is beyond me. One look at himself in the mirror and that poor bastard is scarred for life. So creepy. I think I speak for us all when I say closing your eyes and imagining Darth Vader's shriveled rutabaga head in Return of the Jedi is a surefire way to shoot down a rogue boner.