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Yes Please!: Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction

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This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 6th grader for a middle school computer class, but don't let the look fool you: it's jam-packed with some of the steamiest sex stories I've ever read. With such classics as 'What's 25 Feet Tall and Comes in Pints?', 'One Big Pile Of Yes', and 'Carnivore Creation Cream', there's sure to be something to satisfy even the most discriminating dinophile. A sample:

Back in the lobby, amidst the human body parts and broken dinosaur models, Grant started to have mouth sex with his dead raptor friend. He would endorse this park, he decided, for he had finally been able to play. And parks are meant to be played in.

What. The. F***? You know, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole dino-fetish thing. I kid -- save some for me, Grant.

International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association

Thanks to SexMess, who rocked my world like a thundering herd of Hypsilophodons.

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