Why's He So Small?: Bigfoot Lawn Sculpture
I remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me!
With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style!
First of all, two feet tall? That's the opposite of Bigfoot -- that's smallfoot. And definitely not worth 100 bones. Also, no guest is going to admire your creative decor style. They're gonna think you're a classless jackass. No, the only Bigfoot I want in my front yard is the monster truck. YOU GONNA DIE, BEGONIAS!
Thanks to Fally, who will take a conical hatted gnome over a little bigfoot any day.