Turn Your Superbowl Party Into A REAL Sausagefest (Not That It Won't Be Already)
I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party than these meat-balls!
* Score a touchdown with sports fans!** It looks amusing, but it's made of exceptional, award-winning salami
* Fresh beef and pork are slowly smoked over hickory wood to make this treat
Each 1lb 12oz ball will set you back $27, but can you really put a price tag on your sausage being the biggest hit of a Superbowl party? No, that's something money can't buy. And for the rest, there's never being able to make eye contact with your guy friends again.
Thanks to P05TMAN, who, for two tips in one day, wins a complimentary Superbowl Party Pack! (Take whatever you want from the grocery store)
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