The 'Official' Call Of Duty Modern Warfare Rap
This is a rap about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and the stress it puts on a relationship. Which is exactly why I don't play it. Also, I don't know if it was just me or what, but the bass sounded like complete ass. Not a sexy, shapely tush either, I'm talking about a super f***ing sloopy one that hangs down to the back of a girl's knees. You know, or it could be my laptop's speakers.
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Official Modern Warfare Music Video [channel1031]
Thanks to Josh, who once knife-killed an entire platoon and still used the blade to roast marshmallows.
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