This is a rap about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and the stress it puts on a relationship. Which is exactly why I don't play it. Also, I don't know if it was just me or what, but the bass sounded like complete ass. Not a sexy, shapely tush either, I'm talking about a super f***ing sloopy one that hangs down to the back of a girl's knees. You know, or it could be my laptop's speakers.
If you haven't heard about this already, you can go to Google Translate and create your own fresh beats to rap over, record, and then use to seal a record deal. God knows you have more talent than most of the asshats on the radio -- and you're practically talentless! Instruct... / Continue →
So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though so I'm still alive but I do feel like a half dozen buttholes sewn together. This is a spac... / Continue →
See what I did there with the whole 'out of this world' thing? Well it's a lie, the shoes are actually here on earth. I just did that for dramatic effect. Also, that little flourish with my cape. Yes, I wear a cape now. These are custom Starcraft sneakers made by footwear ... / Continue →