This is a little gallery from College Humor that reimagines video games named what people say the most while playing them. They're pretty accurate. But, for your reading pleasure, I've compiled a list of some of my personal faves.
1. MOOOOOOOM -- I Need Another Juice Box!
3. PEW PEW Bitches -- Headshot!
4. Aren't You Hot In That Dress, Zelda?
5. Damnit Stop Walking In Front Of The TV, Dick
6. *the sound of a thrown controller*
7. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU ALL AND DESTROY EARTH!
8. God I Hate This Game
Hit the jump for several more of the HACKS! HE'S PLAYING WITH HACKS!
Thanks to Julian, who's still playing 'I WILL RED RING OF STAB YOU THROUGH THE HARD DRIVE YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!'