NOTE: F-bomb at 0:24 so turn down the volume there but still listen cause it's funny.
This is a news report on how to report the news. It's 100% accurate and will blow your mind wide open like a knowledge bomb just went off inside your skull. Which -- are you getting all this, Jigsaw? Just sayin', one time I trapped my little sister under a laundry basket for nearly an hour.
Thanks to Dustin, who knows no news is good news unless it's on Geekologie.