Wow, did the GW really just post a picture of a girl sitting on a car with a 'ZELDA64' license plate? DAMN YEAH HE DID, HIGH-FIVE! But wait, there's more. You see Alyssa there is on an adult website that just launched called Pixel-Vixens. What is Pixel-Vixens?
Every model is a real geek - Comic book nerds, otaku, cosplayers, tabletop gamers, video game fans. What's hotter than a girl who can kick your ass at Halo & rolls 20's? That same girl...naked!
Well TOOT TOOTLE TOOT, Alyssa! Also, I heard if you go to Pixel-Vixens there's a rather provocative shot of her where you can see a sweet Zelda tattoo on her leg (preview page, bottom left corner -- don't let the blond hair fool you). Not that I saw it myself, but a perverted friend told me about it. Me? Into naked Zelda cosplay? Puhleeeeaaase.
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OH YEAH BABY thats mah license plate! [watchtheguild]
Thanks to Jiakasuma, who only cosplays in the buff. So, uh, doesn't that just make you a naked person?
This is a line of $32 Pac-Man dresses from 80'sTees. Why they didn't bother making a Ms. Pac-Man version is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with BLATANT SEXISM. Proud Don Draper would be proud. Also, what's up with the model? I feel like ol' Demoneyes McSoul... / Continue →
This is a custom 'Shoryuken' vanity plate (most definitely this guy's) spotted by Jonah Ray while leaving the Weird Al concert Friday night at the Orange County Fair. Jonah, who's a personal friend, decided it'd be cool to go to the show instead of my birthday party on Friday ... / Continue →
Note: Trailer is after the jump.
This is a screenshot from a porno parody of 'The Big Bang Theory'. I dunno, maybe it's for you. Me? I don't watch adult movies, I live them. Did somebody call a plumber? No? Electrician? Did you order a pizza? I'M HERE TO BONE DAMMIT. ... / Continue →