No, Just No. Well, Okay: Adult LEGO Scenes

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know.

Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented.

Lego Porn...seriously. [flickr] (with a whole bunch more)

Thanks Jonah, now how about a racy pirate scene? (please include the the shark and parrot)

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  High atop the snow-covered peak of Everfrost Mountain the elves brew a wicked batch of grog -- a grog so powerful it can etch diamonds and make a Goron's pee burn. I'm telling you, that stuff will even put hair on an infant's chest. It's true, look at my newborn. Just kiddi... / Continue →
• Shrink-Ray Me, I Wanna Drive It!: LEGO Bugatti With Functional 7-Speed Gearbox

  April 7, 2010

  Skilled LEGO builder Sheepo went and made a Bugatti Veyron out of LEGO Technic pieces. And it's radio controlled. And it does things my real car can't even do. Like not sit on cinderblocks. You're gonna need to hit the jump and watch the video to fully appreciate Sheepo's w... / Continue →
• Amazing 30K Piece LEGO Droid Control Ship

  February 26, 2010

  This is a stunning 30,000 piece LEGO replica of the Star Wars Droid Control Ship. It took builder Paul Yperman two years and a small fortune in LEGO bricks to construct. However, it did not take a pyrotechnics license. Boooooooooooooooo!! FIREWORKS SHIP NEEDS MORE FIREWORKS... / Continue →