Jan 13 2010Moving Picture!: Star Wars Burlesque Video

HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures, then the Watchwomen video, and now a video of the Star Wars show! WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! Happy siren! Who knew Jabba could be so sexy? I did! Return of the Jedi? More like Return of the Pants Tent! Who's with me? Anybody? ANYBODY? I'm not a freak you're a freak.

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Thanks to Joseph, who was hoping for a little Admiral Ackbar action.

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I can't get enough of the burlesque this week, keeeep going GW :) :) :)

@ANYONE who cannot view this because youtube is blocked where you work:

This post is your calling, it's time to quit your job

getting better GW, much better. no fatties

2:40 - 2:45 = serious storm trooper fapage

HOLY CRAP! D:
C3PO is fuckin scary!!!!!!!! :'(

I didn't know GW took requests...

Damn you work computer. How dare you block videos. At least I still have the NSFW still pics as my wallpaper. Boba Fett FTW.

My penis exploded

oh good heavens. I'm so glad you found the moving pictures of this one. Tasty.

@naas - You are so, so right.

Whats the name of the song?

Derzulu, it's Adam and the Ants: "Stand and Deliver."

Great video. If you want to see some stills from the night they have them over at YBMW. http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/star-wars-burlesque-tatooine-fun-at-the-bordello-8049

OOOOH MISA LIKE DA GURLS!!!!!!

MISA WANNA SEE MORE!!!!

Do not WANT!!!!!!!!1

@naas Damn right she looks fine as hell as a storm trooper why couldn't all of the movies have storm troopers like that?

GW has changed again. The last one was alot more subtle but heaps funnier... Or maybe they just ran out of dope, either way...

It was expected, but I resisted as long as possible. This site has gone downhill inflated-tube-speed-snow-sledding-style and I'm a little disappointed in the consistency of mediocre material. Again....install the Stumble feature to your browser (FREE FOR ALL WHO ARE INTERESTED, CHECK IT OUT UNDER ANY SEARCH ENGINE) and you've literally found the source for this site.

These last few posts don't seem like the normal GW. Does anybody else notice this?

is just half ass...pics are better if you don't dare to show full monthy

Also Storm Trooper chick can meet my little troops any day! ;)

mmMMmmm hhmmMmmmm

It's like being on acid..... sexy, sexy acid.

I'm a chick and even I was excited by that.

I wish the video quality was better.... just sayin

Character: Princess Leia
Performer: Olivia Bellafontaine

Character: C-3PO
Performer: Lucy Fur

Character: Boba Fett
Performer: Audrey Deluxe

Character: Darth Vader
Performer: Charlotte LaBelle

Character: Stormtrooper
Performer: Courtney Cruz

Character: Jabba the Hutt
Performer: Scarlet O'Gasm

Ok, maybe I don't go to strip clubs or "burlesques" but I THOUGHT the entire point was to show off do-able women/hotties... granted the Stormtrooper.. tasty.. but the rest.. really?!?

Alright, alright, alright, alright....

I find it incredible that it´s SW AND hot chicks but still something burned my eyes, maybe it´s because of damn Jabba being the first, kinda contradictory for my synapses.

I love Adam Ant.

@stormtrooper chick

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at 22, so you're a bisexual chick so.... whats new?????


And as for the video, What the fvck? why didnt they show them topless like the pictures we saw before?? you do realize that Youtube is not the only place on earth where videos can be uploaded... i dont know, since we saw the pics the video was not necessary, C3PO was freaking scary, i cant believe the GW didnt say anything about it....

well nice try...

@ 25

It's obvious you don't go to strip clubs. If you did you would know that they don't all look like the ones in Hollywood movies. The women in this are a little more realistic to what it's like.....unless you go to high class ones, but who can afford those?........at least that's what my friends who go to strip clubs say.....

Show me some sweet sweet midget Yoda boobies, and THEN we can talk.

Also.... anyone who posted above me is gay.

"Edited by Dirty Gravy".


Ewwwwwww.

WTF with the music? Pretty out of place.

@30 well, we wouldn't want GW to say everything about it. What would we have to talk about here.

@31 well well Jaded. A new side to you?

Where I'm from, strip clubs are illegal. ILL-FUCKING-EGAL!

@33 Its time to move if strip clubs are illegal where you live

@33 where I'm from, cabbo is illegal. ILL-FUCKING-EGAL

@34 Don't think I don't know. Then again, I'm 18, and I have no qualifications that guarantee me a job anywhere. If I moved to a place with strip clubs, I'd probably end up having to work in them.

@ 36

Illegal because of state laws? Don't tell me your in Utah or somthing....

By the way, there is no shame in working at a strip club, unless it is as a stripper and not a bouncer, then there would be TONS of shame......

Burlesque = ugly fatty, the equivalent of the girl who wasn't hot enough to be a cheerleader so she made it on the "spirit team"

Stripper = hot ass chick, sometimes skanky

I'm glad to say there was more fappage in some of these burlesque girls, but some were still downright scary.

I think it's pretty safe to say that at around 1:45... BOBBA'S GOT BACK!

Show me some sweet sweet midget Yoda boobies, and THEN we can talk.

Also.... anyone who posted above me is gay.

Seriously, where can I get that storm trooper costume? that's so hot. I'd go trooping everywhere in that.

Hahahaha @ "boba's got back"

@38. The point of Burlesque is to avoid the trashy plastic bimbos with fake body parts and lypo and c-section scars at strip clubs. Real girls, realistic bodies (although sometimes there is a fake boob here and there).
Fortunately for the rest of the world, that is why you will remain in front of your computer screen fapping at fake girls instead of ever touching a real one, and why you have only one follower, a fat old bald dude (which is probably you anyway) on your website there.

Anyway, C3P0 is kind of amazing/terrifying, and I never thought there was any way to make Jabba the hut seem hot...
Storm trooper FTW though!

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