Jan 6 2010I'm Going To Bonertown, Hyrule, Late 2010!!


I may still be on the Fire Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks, but has that stopped me for popping a preemptive booty boner about a new Zelda for the Wii coming out in late 2010? These hips gym shorts don't lie!

Satoru Iwata has confirmed to Japanese newspaper, the Asahi Shimbun, that the next iteration of the Zelda franchise for the Nintendo Wii is currently scheduled for a late 2010 release. Whether this is Japan only remains to be clarified, hopefully more news regarding this issue will follow shortly.

Iwata also informed the Japanese news publication that the future successor to the DS will have "highly detailed graphics, and it will be necessary to have a sensor with the ability to read the movements of people playing".

Sweeeeeeet. A new Zelda for Wii and a new motion sensing Zelda for the DS -- I feel like a kid on Christmas! Or, okay, a blogger in rehab. I WANT TWO PUDDINGS!

New Zelda Wii Scheduled For Late 2010, Nintendo Confirm DS Successor [sickr]

Thanks to Stephen, for being the bearer of boner news.

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2nd... :-(


@1 & @2 you both suck

can someone give me a break at 1st


...... : (

ok, 6th!



I have a REAL question. WTF is up with people wanting to be 1st? I just doesn't make any f-ing sense to me. I mean are peoples' lives so pathetic that being the first retard to post 1st just make them feel so much better about how crappy their lives really are?

Bunch of no life Fags. Why don't you conduct a sausagefest with each other. @1 you must have a turbopole in your ass, to pick a name like that.

@8 wait... what is that?.....*sniff**sniff* That's the smell of jealousy.

@8 You would feel a whole lot better about your life if you moved out of your mom's basement. It's time to move on NERD.

fail how one screenshot constitues a post ^.^

@8 yes, it's called firstardation and douchelosers thrive on it. What is even funnier is they think people are jealous when trying to point out how stupid being first is.

@9 10 and 11 are examples of such a person, the faggo can't stop talking about his obsession with balls.

@9,10,11 - it appears you are just as much a nerd as the rest of us. Don't hate on Firstardism. That smell of jealousy is you not being fast enough to claim 1st for yourself.

What was that word you used previously. oh yeah. Chillax. Who's the bigger nerd?

@14 hahaha Jimmy boy I can't believe you remember our last conversation... it goes to show who the bigger nerd actually is.

.... and damnit I'm not hating on firstardism. If I get first, I will claim it like it's my throne of awesomeness. And, you will be on your knees begging for me to take you on the road of awesomeness.... But we all no you have no chance at that..

Don't worry, I'm on the fire temple, too.

sorry to interrupt you guys, but is that fan art or is it from nintendo?

@8and 9 awww looks like you 2 need a hug come here come to daddy....*hug*....*hug*..... there you go you guys are winners and are soooooooo KOOL that you say fuck you cool with a C we use a K

Damn, I'm still stuck in the fire temple too... i did leave to do side tasks.. I want a faster train!!!!!



Comments on the post...anybody??

I don't know, but it is sexy as hell! Video game boner!!

Posters 1-16 (except 12)
All you mindless douche bags can eat a horses ass! Stay on topic or GTFO!

"Won't you take me to [dahn dah da] BONERTOWN
[dahn dah da]
Won't you take me to [dahn dah da] BONERTOWN"

@16... I'm all for a rocketship to awesomeness but I'm driving. you can ride bitch.

well you can't do shit without your balls

@therealRoboticDeathArmy (#'s9,1011,15,16) REALY!? I agree with 8 but not in the crazy way he put it. I don't understand 1st tards and i have been the first to comment before. Also can you really call him a nerd i mean what are you?You are at a website called GEEKologie where geeks and nerds come. Also i think him name also ruins the insult about moving out of his mom's basement he's homeless. :P Sorta

As for the game FUCK YEAH!

c'mon nintendo! I like the motion control, but please leave that to the wii :(

HAHA Even your own GW, thinks you're all losers. He has ads for a geek dating site just for you...

and seriously Zelda. I beat that shit in a couple hours. Then I jumped in the game and stole Link's Ocarina of Time. That's after I stole the Triforce from Ganondorf so I could wish for Epona to screw Link in the ass to show him what a true pussy he really is.

Man I am so excited for the new Zelda, though the DS with motion sensor ability seems a bit, er, forced, and unnecessary .

I want a high res version of that screen shot as my wallpaper

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!! ZELDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excited but with Nintendo that date will eventually have another year attached to it

Lol! Bonertown! ROFL getting carpet burns!

YUM YUM YUM., IM @3, 4 & 35




@10 ¨Sniff¨ ¨Sniff¨ I think It smells like you havent tooken a shower for 4 days =)

Okay, you're ALL a bunch of idiots. You come here and either a) post "first!" like a moron, or 1) argue about how stupid the first person is for posting that. How about commenting on the story, or just shutting the hell up?

I for one am excited about all of the aforementioned news. It made me cringe when I heard they were porting Twilight Princess over to the Wii, like some sort of half-assed attempt to get a Zelda game out the door for Wii rather than giving such a diverse platform the fresh new game it deserved. Poor planning on Nintendo's part in that regard. But what do they care, right? They're making money hand-over-fist anyway. It's just a shame is all.

All I know is this Wii iteration better not be a clunky "spin-off" type of Zelda like Spirit Tracks is. Don't get me wrong, it's a decent game, but A Link To The Past/Ocarina of Time it is not. Nor is it a vast improvement for the series. Again, it feels like another space-filler. We need another epic Zelda; one that will go down as one of the best in the series for years to come. Don't disappoint us, Nintendo.

Hi Guy's,
I jumped in the game and stole Link's Ocarina of Time. That's after I stole the Triforce from Ganondorf so I could wish for Epona to screw Link in the ass to show him what a true pussy he really is.

Is there a high res version of that pic available? Or more like it?


So....is the pic part of the game or something else?

why not just be happy and post what # you are and enjoy simple crap
most of us are at work and bored as fu*k
and besides we all love Zelda and this doesnt even have to be said
its just a fact of life

1. FML i'm also still in fire temple
2. i'm glad i see zelda for more than like 10 seconds in this game
3. i am damn excited for new zelda

zelda is going to be impressive, shame its taken this long to get it going. your going to have to be real zelda fanatic to be playing this because the 720 etc will be out by then. Wii has let us down.

The "motion sensing" ability they are referencing will be in the new DS that is coming out after the DSiXL. The new DS is also supposed to have hi-definition screens. Pretty cool stuff, imho, our website has an article on it somewhere for those DS owners that care.

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