If He Didn't Lay Pipe: Alternative Mario Careers
This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the clicks. Personally, I think Mario should have gone into organized crime. Get it? Because he's Italian. Ah, stereotypes. Don't worry though, I can say that because I'm half Italian (stallion). I'M A CENTAUR BITCHES, WHAT?!
Hit the jump to see four more.
5 Career Alternatives For Our Mario [bezbrige]
Thanks to Katt, who is awesome for a living.