Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it isn't here. The last thing I need is a bunch of near-naked blue freaks running around causing mischief. You hear that, Smurfs? NO FUNNY BUSINESS!
To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the gara... / Continue →
This is a short video tutorial of some busty geek girl teaching you how to sound like Chewbacca. And I don't care how cute you think she is, watch her from 1:10 to 1:18 and then tell me that. Also, whether you follow the instructions or not, you're gonna end up looking retard... / Continue →