I Knew It!: Mario Really Sucks At Plumbing

Today only at Teefury (shirt will not be available for sale after today) $9 plus $2 shipping takes home (well, technically, ships) this Mario inspired t-shirt. As you can see, Mario can't plumb to save his life. Get it? Because he's dead -- he drowned. I swear, where's your green brother when you need him? I heard that dude can lay some serious pipe. I'm talking about having sex. With pipes.
Teefury (with geek-inspired t-shirts all week, so look back tomorrow for a Star Wars shirt and Friday for Sesame Street -- I get the newsletter)
Thanks to Roy, who once monkey wrenched a warp pipe into submission.
-
Because I've been reduced to peddling t-shirts, both Shirt.Woot and Teefury have dino-themed tops available today. Shirt.Woot is selling Jurassic Parka ($10 shipped), and Teefury the anatomy of an AT-AT ($11 shipped). As usual, these are TODAY ONLY. Tomorrow there will be en... / Continue →
-
$9 plus $2 shipping scores this iconic 'Leia the Riveter' Star Wars propaganda t-shirt from Teefury. But only for the next 15 hours, after that it's no longer available and you'll be kicking yourself for missing out. So, if you're reading this on Monday, not only has the boat... / Continue →
-
This is the first level of Super Mario Bros. 3-D printed as a Möbius strip by Shapeways seller joabaldwin to forever doom Mario into repeating the same stage over and over until the end of time. For those of you who don't know what a Möbius strip is, you should feel shame. No... / Continue →

