I Knew It!: Mario Really Sucks At Plumbing
Today only at Teefury (shirt will not be available for sale after today) $9 plus $2 shipping takes home (well, technically, ships) this Mario inspired t-shirt. As you can see, Mario can't plumb to save his life. Get it? Because he's dead -- he drowned. I swear, where's your green brother when you need him? I heard that dude can lay some serious pipe. I'm talking about having sex. With pipes.
Teefury (with geek-inspired t-shirts all week, so look back tomorrow for a Star Wars shirt and Friday for Sesame Street -- I get the newsletter)
Thanks to Roy, who once monkey wrenched a warp pipe into submission.