Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world up. Just sayin', an apocalyptic portal just opened in in Porto, Portugal -- grammatical coincidence OR SURE SIGN OF IMPENDING DOOM?! Granted you could argue it's a raindrop or something ridiculous like that but that would make you a conspirator and, quite possibly, a member of the Illuminati. HA, LIKE THEY'D ACCEPT YOU, you're a grocery bagger! Whoa there champ -- eggs in their own bag, please.
Thanks to Thin_icE, who's treading on it if this post isn't well received.