Slow down when you read the titles, it's not what it sounds like. This a reproduction of Pee-wee's Clockey, from the hit children's (and high 20-something's) television show 'Pee-Wee's Playhouse'. I want the talking chair! *wikipedia-ing* Chairry! I want Chairry!
Have the coolest playhouse on the block! It's a one-of-a-kind, handmade paper-machÃ© replica of Clocky from Pee-wee's Playhouse, and it is a working clock. Made to hang on a wall. It is lightweight but sturdy, it measures just under 30"x20" at its widest points. The Clocky pictured is not the exact one that the winner will receive, but it is basically the same in every way.
eBay seller (and loyal Geekologie Reader) benzbay is selling the clocks for $150, so if you're interested go scoop one up. Aaaaand if you're not interested don't scoop one up, I don't care. But you will scoop up your dog's mess if it shits in my yard OR YOU WILL BE TAZED. Fair warning, that makes it legal.
Hit the jump for two more shots and a link to the auction.
Thanks to Ben, who has inspired me to get high and watch The Price is Right.