Death By Chocolate: Candy Weaponry
Chocolate Weapons is a website that sells chocolate handguns, bullets and grenades. You can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers. Just offerin'.
Thanks to Lee, who once blasted Willy Wonka with a chocolate shotgun. He bled nougat.