Now I'm not saying you should go out and rob a bank, but I am saying I have a birthday coming up in seven months and money is always the right size. Interpret as you will (at least get a payday loan, cheapskate). Made by Sugarcoatidli3z, the same creator as this Pikachu ski mask (you have washed that sweathshirt, right?), Cthulhu here is sure to haunt your dreams and make children cry hysterically with equal dexterity. Which, provided it chase the naked mermen out of my dreams in the process, is a win-win situation. Haha, not you, King Triton, you and I have some unfinished business to attend to. So, Ariel's like, what, 37 now? I'll give you six dolphins for her.
Sugarcoatidli3z's deviantART (with the pattern to make your own)
Thanks to sham, who once knitted an elephant ski mask. DO WANT.