Finally!: New And Improved Ketchup Packets

Finally, after years of watching me struggle with those impossible-to-open packets, Heinz has decided to take my advice and invest in new condiment applicators. Impressive, but I...
February 6, 2010

Planet Of The Apes Real, On Google Maps

Somebody went and made it look as if the iconic Statue of Liberty scene in Planet of the Apes appears in Google Maps (larger version HERE). Cute....
February 5, 2010

Informational Graphics: State Of The Internet

This is a little (well, large actually) informational graphic explaining who uses the interwebs and some other stuff about this bitchin' series of tubes. There's nothing particularly...
February 4, 2010

Big Bang Theory Without The Laugh Track

That Sheldon, so funny with his science-y jibber jabber and social awkwardness. Except in this clip, since you don't know when to chuckle because there isn't a...
February 4, 2010

LEGO Wallets Make Your Ass Hurt, Squarish

Granted a LEGO wallet isn't the worst thing (cellmate) to make your ass hurt, but still. I can barely stand my wallet and it's genuine pillowdragon leather...
February 4, 2010

Brain Freeze (I Get It!) Ice Cube Molds

Brain Freeze ice cube trays aren't just cleverly named, they're -- yes, that's all they are. $8 takes home the piece of molded rubber and another couple...
February 4, 2010

Bacon Maple Lollipops Now Come Caffeinated

Remember the post about Lollyphile's Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn't any room for improvement, room was cleared because...
February 4, 2010

OMG OMG OMG: An iPhone 4G Spy Shot

Because I love watching all the fanboys pop Apple boners and then yelling, "QUICK -- EVERBODY LOOK!" while pointing and laughing, this is allegedly an iPhone 4G...
February 3, 2010

Hooray!: Round Board Monopoly Coming Soon

Monopoly, everybody's favorite game before the advent of video game consoles, will now be available in a round model to celebrate the game's 75th anniversary. Because circles,...
February 3, 2010

WTF, Japan, Seriously?: 'Crying Girl' DVD

Because Japan never ceases to amaze me, 'Crying Girls' is a soon-to-be-released DVD of, well, girls crying. Because some people are into that. And those people should...
February 3, 2010

Ignoble Gases: Periodic Table Of Smellements

This is the periodic table of smellements as developed by Natalie Dee. This version's really small and probably hurting your eyes to squint at though so click...
February 2, 2010

Virgin Adds 'Underwater Plane' To Fleet

Now I know what you're thinking, "But I don't remember buying an underwater plane". And that's because I'm talking about Virgin Group, Richard Branson's company, not virgin,...
February 2, 2010

Let's Make A Deal: Gold For Macs Commercial

Have a bunch of obsolete Apple products sitting around collecting dust? Trade them for gold! Gold For Macs accepts iPods, MacBooks and everything in between and sends...
February 2, 2010

Helping Others: A Wi-Fi Detecting Car Decal

This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections. It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and...
February 2, 2010

Evolutionary Robots Learn How To Hunt

So a bunch of jerky scientists who should all be hung (like outlaws, not horses) for treason against humanity have created robots that evolve. And, get this:...
February 1, 2010

Time Consuming: Wicked Stop-Motion Video

This is a simple stop-motion movie made using a webcam and 6,561 little black-and-white printed cards. It's fairly awesome but nowhere near as awesome as jumping a...
February 1, 2010

Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness. So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and...
February 1, 2010

About Time!: First 3-D Adult Film Coming Soon

Apparently Tinto Brass, notorious smut peddler and director of the 1979 blockbuster failure 'Caligula' is set to film the first 3-D adult picture. Brass plans to "revisit...
February 1, 2010

I'm Learning!: Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex

Whew -- after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance. Here, I'll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your...
February 1, 2010