Home Protection: Kooshball Shotgun Shells

I don't know about you, but I shoot to kill. Especially when it comes to protecting my castle (rent-controlled apartment). So I'm gonna have to pass on...
January 30, 2010

151 Pokémon In Traditional Japanese Style

This is a smattering of Pokémon characters drawn in a traditional Japanese style (high-res shot of more HERE). The artist took the time to recreate all 151...
January 30, 2010

Discrimination!: Australia Bans Small Breasts

You know that saying, "more than a mouthful's a waste"? Yeah, me neither. And apparently neither does Australia. The country has decided to ban smaller looking breasts...
January 29, 2010

Questionable: A Picture Of The Internet

Allegedly this is a picture of the internet (high-res version HERE). Only thing is, I freaking live in the internet and it doesn't look all that familiar....
January 28, 2010

Make Your Keyring Magical With Unikeys

Unicorn shaped key covers: genius. As if my pockets could even contain any more magic! Once upon a time single-horned ponies were pretty hard to find and...
January 28, 2010

Uh-Oh: Link Out Of Hearts AND Lon-Lon Milk

Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here --...
January 28, 2010

J.D. Salinger Dies At 91

J.D. Salinger, best known as the reclusive writer of 'The Catcher In The Rye' and being one of my favorite authors, has passed away at 91. I...
January 28, 2010

Wait, What?: Certified Virgin Certificates

People can tell by your social awkwardness, you don't need a certificate. Also, isn't selling $1 virgin diplomas to people who "feel like a virgin, or want...
January 28, 2010

China Renames Mountain To Honor 'Avatar'

China recently decided to change the name of the famous 'Southern Sky Column' in Zhangjiajie, Hunan province to 'Avatar Hallelujah Mountain' in order to honor James Cameron's...
January 27, 2010

Clever: Nintendo University Class Schedules

This is Mario's class schedule for his current semester at Nintendo University. As you can see, he's taking some pretty cakewalk courses and should probably just skip...
January 27, 2010

Apple's New Tablet: The iPad, Yes, iPad

Finally, we can all sleep at night having seen Apple's new tablet, the iPad. That's right, iPad (after taking a hint from the old Mad TV sketch)....
January 27, 2010

Wikipedia's Comparison Of Vampire Traits

This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the...
January 27, 2010

T-Shirt: IT'S A (CHINESE FINGER) TRAP!

This is today's woot.shirt. It's Admiral Ackbar stuck in a Chinese finger trap. Unfortunately, they already sold out of the first run of (3,000) tees before I...
January 27, 2010

Yikes!: SCARY LITTLE VADER IS SCARY

This is a child dressed as a helmet-less Darth Vader. Why any parent would subject their child to this sort of cruelty is beyond me. One look...
January 26, 2010

Zelda Medleys On Guitar And Stylophone

This is a little compilation of Zelda medleys from The Ocarina of Time being played by Joe Marvelly. Mostly on the guitar and Stylophone, but there's a...
January 26, 2010

Is This The New Apple Tablet? (Probably Not)

So Apple's gonna announce their tablet tomorrow. That's exciting. And these are allegedly a couple leaked pictures of the thing a whole day early. Boners all around!...
January 26, 2010

You Deserve To Wreck: A Bike Book Holder

Similar in concept to the steering wheel desk, the $15 Performance Book Caddy is chock-full of design win. You just mount it to your bike's handlebars, and,...
January 26, 2010

But WHY Would You?: If You Printed Twitter...

If you printed Twitter...you should really reevaluate your life. Also, you completely depleted Earth's natural resources. Way to go, dick. But wait, there's more! Hit the jump...
January 25, 2010

Mmmm, Bloody: The Sharky Tea Infuser

I'm not really sure if the Sharky Tea Infuser is a real product or just conceptual, but you have to admit: it's a great idea. Or, it...
January 25, 2010

Movie Filmed Entirely By Chimps To Be Aired

The BBC will be airing the appropriately titled 'Chimpcam' on BBC Two at 2000GMT on Wednesday January, 27th, during the 'Natural World' show. It was shot entirely...
January 25, 2010

It's About Time: A Ouija Board Just For Her

Upset that devil worshiping is traditionally a boys-only game? Well fret not, ladies, cause now there's a Ouija board just for you! It's pink! Girls love pink!...
January 25, 2010

Heavenly Portal Opens In Porto, Portugal

Any minute now I expect the Four Unicornmen of the Apocalypse to come riding out of that hole on a rainbow and start royally f***ing this world...
January 25, 2010

eBay: (Reproduction Of) Pee-wee's Clockey

Slow down when you read the titles, it's not what it sounds like. This a reproduction of Pee-wee's Clockey, from the hit children's (and high 20-something's) television...
January 25, 2010

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blood Clot

What in the hell is that? I mean, besides the most dangerous looking shark-inspired edged weapon I've ever seen? Good God. I'd hate to trip and fall...
January 24, 2010

Seizure Inducing: An Interactive LED Wall

This is a video of a movement-tracking interactive LED wall in Montreal, Canada. It was a joint project created by Moment Factory and PHOTONIC Dreams and utilizes...
January 24, 2010

Yes Please!: Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction

This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 6th grader for...
January 24, 2010