Get It While It's Hot: Egyptian Mario T-Shirt

Because you can't run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here's today's Shirt.Woot. It's Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped...
January 16, 2010

WEEWOO!: Video Game Characters Burlesque

You really think I'd let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma'am! This is a video of Princess...
January 15, 2010

That....Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man's 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call...
January 15, 2010

Prono: The Numbers Behind The Perversion

This is a little info-graphic explaining some of the numbers behind the pron industry. I say pron instead of p0rn0 in case your company is big-brothering you...
January 15, 2010

What To Do When Zelda's Been Captured

HA! That brought a smile to my face. Which is good because I've been struggling ever since that last lamb post. Internet gods have feelings too, you...
January 14, 2010

I Dare You: Try To Explain How This Is Okay

It's a giant baby robot. It exemplifies everything that's wrong with robotics. Namely, that they exist -- or were born, if you will (L337 baby tie-in FTW!)....
January 14, 2010

Posted For The Picture: Space Invader Tights

Because I practically ooze journalistic integrity out of my apricot-y nipples, here's some $80 Space Invaders tights I posted strictly because of the picture. Are you getting...
January 13, 2010

Moving Picture!: Star Wars Burlesque Video

HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures, then the Watchwomen video, and now a video of the Star Wars show!...
January 13, 2010

In Case Of Nuclear Attack....

7. Comfort the dying. Geez that's morbid. And as much as I'd like to think I could, I'd probably be too busy running around in circles screaming....
January 13, 2010

Hippy Birthday To You!: Doobie Candles

Alternatively, high-py birthday. Do I know my word wizardry or what? And don't "or what" me either or you'll leave me no choice but to WHIP YOUR...
January 13, 2010

Free Candy!: Custom $175 Pedobear Hoodies

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from...
January 13, 2010

Choking Hazard: Build-A-Meal Plates For Kids

The Build-A-Meal playset is actually a plate for children who won't eat their cheeseburger unless it's in a little construction zone (perfect for use with these utensils)....
January 13, 2010

Humana Humana!: Watchwomen Burlesque

Following hot on the heels of yesterday's Star Wars burlesque comes Watchwomen: a Watchmen themed burlesque. Except this is a video instead of still-ass pictures. I swear,...
January 12, 2010

I Slang Tees Like Weight: Avatar T-Shirt

Because I basically do nothing but sell t-shirts and never see any return on my investment, here's today's tee from Teefury. It's Avatar themed. PLUS Wii themed!...
January 12, 2010

Droid Theives Busted By Pictures They Took

Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves...
January 12, 2010

YOW YOW!: Sexy Star Wars Burlesque Show

Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally come true: Star Wars burlesque. I'd keep writing now but I'm fairly confident you've already hit the jump and stripped...
January 11, 2010

Who Knew?: Iron Man Is Powered By Apple!

Want a MacBook decal that makes it look like Iron Man is powered by Apple? Well you're in luck because Etsy seller moviemagicman is selling them! For...
January 11, 2010

Reporter Breaks "Unbreakable" Phone At CES

This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able...
January 11, 2010

Jessica Chobot Getting A Triforce Tattoo

This is a video of Jessica Chobot (friend and colleague of yours truly) getting a Triforce tattoo on her wrist during the recent Consumer Electronics Show. Clearly,...
January 11, 2010