Who Knew?: Tetris, Behind The Scenes
Did you know that every game of Tetris is controlled by a malevolent Tetris god? I didn't. I thought it was controlled by some oldschool Ruskie programming. But what do I know? Besides where you live. And don't even think I won't bat your mailbox -- your parents are gonna be piiiiiiiiissed!
The Tetris God [collegehumor]
Thanks to Julian and Nathan, who have both tried jamming S-tetrads up the Tetris god's ass with little to no luck (single block penetration).