The Future Is Now: 5.5 Terapixel Camera

This is a Penchan 5.5 Terapixel camera spotted in China. Sure the lens looks like a plastic rhinestone and it has a penguin humping a rock on the front, but that doesn't mean it can't have 5,500,000 mexapixels, right? It doesn't. Remember: you can't judge a book by it's cover. Especially not on a Kindle cause then you'd judge them all the same!

5.5 Terapixels, Huh?: Mis-Advertising Much [gearfuse]

Thanks to lee, who only sends me things that happened at least a year ago because he gets off on people yelling "OLD!" in the comments.

• A Magical Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

  June 17, 2009

  The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes, forceful vibration balls. Plus, it comes standard with a pretty sweet spiderweb pattern. But what else can it ... / Continue →
• The Popinator Launches Popcorn Right Into Your Mouth

  September 17, 2012

  This is a video from popcorn purveyor 'Popcorn, Indiana' of the Popinator, a popcorn shooting cannon that allegedly uses a binaural microphone array to identify where you mouth is when you say 'POP', then shoots a piece straight down your gullet. It's not a product for sale, j... / Continue →
• Mmmm, Printer Jam: 3-D Printable Food Closer To Reality, My Gaping Face-Hole

  September 13, 2011

  Mmmm, boogers a la baby doodoo -- my favorite! Printable food: because who wants a human being touching meals with those grubby-ass fingernails of theirs when it can be squirted out a nozzle in paste form? Mmm, paste. Enter Cornell's Creative Machines Lab, which is apparentl... / Continue →