Run Like Hell: When Giant Robots Attack
This is the five minute trailer for Ataque de PÃ¡nico! (Panic Attack!) by aspiring Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez. Apparently flashing the video around Hollywood netted the no-name a $30 million movie deal. Nice, but I've already seen Transformers (the first one). Now, Hollywood, I've written almost 5,000 Geekologie articles WHERE'S MY MOVIE DEAL? I have ideas. Original ones too, none of this "when robots attack" bullshit. That's old hat. I'm new hat. I'm talking laser beanies. Call me.
Thanks to Grimloc JASMIN, charles, BoB and Lady Biggley, who tried to get me to piss myself but little did they know I had just gone to the bathroom. Nice try guys, but you only got a couple drops outta this guy!