You ever been trying to vacuum that disgusting shit that collects in your couch cushions but not been able to reach without extra cord or (god forbid) unplugging the vacuum and plugging it in to a closer outlet? Well say goodbye to that problem, provided you're cool cutting a giant f***ing hole in your wall to install a Rambler -- five feet of retractable electrical cord built into a wall outlet! Neat idea, but whatever happened to making your son jam a fork in the plug and forming a human extension cord with his brothers and sisters? I HAD YOU FOR A REASON! GW Junior, you're on antennae duty.
Hit the jump for a couple close-ups of the currently conceptual product.