We've seen our fair share of ridiculously expensive speakers here on Geekologie, but nothing as scrapyard-fresh looking as these $263,000 Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonore's. Admittedly, they do go with any decor, provided you live in an blacksmith's workshop. God, I'd hate to run into one on my way for a midnight snack though. The Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonare: peasants stub their toes, the rich have them shaven clean off.
And on a side note, for $263K I'll come over and physically hold your speakers up for you.