Dec 9 2009Mysterious Portal Opens In Sky Above Norway


A mysterious light appeared in the sky above Norway last night, causing many citizens to call the Meteorological Institute and others to go back to bed. Me? Suspecting it was a time portal, I would have strapped on a rocketpack and flown right into the middle of it. DINOSAURS HERE I COOOOOOOME!

Witnesses from Trøndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave - although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.

The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate.

Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely.

Many are claiming the lights were caused by a Russian missile launch gone wrong, but I think there's a simpler, must more logical explanation: evil wizard mad scientist.

Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures and two videos of the laser light show (mystery solved) in action.




Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway [dailymail]

Thanks to JOHN and Justina, who

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after party!

Wow, wish something had flown out........ or sucked something in:)

2nd. yes!!


i think i see a "clever girl" in the vortex GW! that real?


wtf? if that is fake.. how the hell does someone even pull off something like that?

Damn Norwegians. No one ever called me, I had my jet pack ready to go and everything. *sigh*

.... all the pics are diff i say photo shop

It is a magical unicorn horn coming in from another dimension... hey look, its snowing wet/sticky/glittery snow..... just sayin

If I was interdimensionally traveling as well I would also visit Norway.

Its not a rocket, thats final.

Its some Alien lost in space and time, who's looking for mama to feed him, but soon as he found the milk bottle he stopped crying ! Problem Solved

Daisy, I miss you.

OH GOD! 2012 is coming before we suspected! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!


Im pretty sure its just god's anus, and hes taking a shit after eating at taco bell

scary.. :(

it almost looks projected when looking at some of the pics

It looks yummy! @----------

HEE HAW Half Life style!!!!! Gordon freeman is coming for christmas!!!! everyone go get your crowbar, i think we will all need it soon!

Vincent Van Gogh was just painting what he actually saw...

And no one stops to think that this coincides almost perfect with the Large Hadron Collider reaching 2.36 TeV. Fools!

@21 Brilliant.

How come this stuff always in foreign countries? The aliens hate our black president I guess.

Dang, that is one Class "A" Scooby-Doo-villian quality hologram projector.

i was actually attempting to summon a bahamut... but... instead got a laser that had a teddy bear at the end of it. sorry guys... but appearently magic isnt real... at least not until 2012. >:)

Thats a fucking boom tube !! GOOD GODS!!! Darkseid is coming !!!

This is obviously created by the Large Hadron Collider. And its either a very large Mini Black hole that will swallow the earth, or Sparticles. see video here

I am not an astrophysicist(anymore), but that is with out a doubt a giant toilet bowl.

It actually looks like a single image of a photoshop twirl filter, the static still image is then being rotated, the pattern actually almost matches the default twirl filter exactly.

Lol, why would there be a laser show in the middle of nowhere? seriously there's nothing but military bases, reindeer and an oil refinery up there.

didn't i see something like this in Howard the Duck? that part were the guy who played Lydia's dad in Beetlegeuse gets turned into a big super-scary monster? oops, i mean, a big fake-looking monster - i saw that flick when i was like seven and those guys (not to mention Howard) really gave me the heebie jeebies...

You could get that effect, or a similar one by using a model plane or some similar small flying object and putting on a firework similar to the the spinny ones you get on the fourth of july, that you a circle...Then lgiht and launch. Depending on the height and the amount of moisture in the atmosphere it can be various colors, not to mention what ever chemicals you use in the creation of the firework

Why else? To get world wide exposure from a stunt.

it's projected and it's very obvious

Firstly that looks creepy as hell.
Secondly, they've said the Russians 'aggressively' deny any rocket launch, but some Norweigans say that there were warnings about a rocket test in that area...
Thirdly, that Hadron Collider broke down for a reason beyond our humanity, I am sure of it.

@ 35 I agree, it's not like we've never seen a laser light show before....point it at the sky, and wammo.....get your 15 minutes on the interweb.

this was obviously an interdimensional space traveler who accidentally botched his calculations, and instead of teleporting to the ground, dropped himself at about 20,000 ft above norway. and then promptly fell to his death.

This looks exactly like


You mean this is something special? Don't you know Obama is receiving his Nobel Prize here in Norway tomorrow? I thought this was how a always arrives when visiting.

wowwwwww :|

Update, According to the Norwegian Newspaper Aftenposten. For those of you who cannot read Norwegian. Its basically saying that the Russians have been shooting a long distance rocket from a submarine. The rocket failed, and lit up the sky with a spiral light.

@38 I like the way you think, But I must disagree. I think it was Time traveling Vikings from an alternate dimension come here to help prepare for the rise of the machines and join in the epic war. But thats my theory.

@28 - Remember when Antoninus was all, "Are you afraid to die, Sparticles?" And Sparticles goes, "No more than I was to be born." That was the shit.

i could make that in about a minute in photoshop...just saying

it's clearly a bacon(not beacon) from the fourth dimension, warning us that robots fueled by bacon will destroy our planet...DON'T LET THEM TAKE OUR PLANET TOO!

LHC anyone?

F. me if i'm not gonna put this in my thesis on
"time x distance x mass x speed = space" XD

aliens are coming *-*

Man!! didn't anyone watch the TV show sliders?!
It looks exactly like the portal they used to go from dimension to dimension =O

Wade Welles here i come!!!!!!!!!!

@28 thanks for the video.. don't think the R ever going 2 see that 11th dimension if they r still stuck on Einsteins 2d physics

sorry I forgot to turn the portal machine brb.


Uh-Oh: Large Hadron Has Begun Colliding
Uh-Oh: Large Hadron Has Begun Colliding!!!

are those pictures recreations or actual images?

it's a Bulava intercontinental missile launched from a Russian submarine malfunctioning , just like the six previous launches did.

Here come the combine... and headcrabs... EVERYONE GRAB A CROWBAR

I've actually seen some odd phenomena in the sky lately.. i live in Ashland ky, the in the ohio,w. virginia, ky tristate area (home of none other than billy ray, [and ashley judd]) and the other day my friend and i saw perfect beams of light coming from the horizon and it looked exactly like the beams of read on a japanese flag, yet the sun was behind us. It was really strange they were very contrasted against the sky and easily visible anyone ever seen that before? I'll try and shop a representation.

Bye world!

haarp projection..
when the powers that be perfect their allah projection we will have a problem on our hands.

Missile spiraling off in the distance

If there was any reason for the Earth to get sucked into a black hole, it's Norway.

It's Spock coming through the black hole...the spiral trail is from his spinning ship...Obviously.

Projected or not, that looks creepy as hell! Maybe it's a town portal from Diablo 2. I wouldn't go in there, it's probably the secret cow level inside.


why does everyone keep bringing up the LHC, that in switzerland, this is Norway isn't it?

high frequency active auroral research program (HAARP)? they have a facility in norway.

I think this is what caused it:

@69 you jerk! i have epilepsy! be more forthcoming about what you post! asshole

nahh just kidding i liked it. remindes me of fuli kuli

Earth Paging Nostrodamumus ...
earth paging orson wells...
Earth Paging Klatu . . .& His P.O. 'd Robot friend
Come In . . . Over . . .
Oops ! Guess it's 2012 already . . . AND No body's listening . . . As usual


Connect The F'n DOTS ....
"Prof. Hadron Collida" + Big Black f/n Hole+ Space Time Warping + "Aliens" ?
+ "2012" . . .


I've seen some Youtube video's headline UFO

(Correcting the above comment) I've seen Youtube videos headline UFO on this interesting phenomenon. Maybe Flight 19 will appear. You never know.

i think the light was a missile or some other earthly projectile entering into the sun or moons lights entering the earths atmosphere at the same time the question is was the ending abrupt or did it fizizle out slowly as the light was seen from miles away!!!!!!

Either Santa Claus's ad agency just went viral, or trailers for Thor are coming out soon.

Interesting footage. Part 4 movie 0:39 sec. blue spiral light

09 Lateralus •
Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
lets me see.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.

Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
lets me see there is so much more
and beckons me to look through to these infinite possibilities.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn outside the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition leaving all these opportunities behind.

Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line.
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.

I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.

With my feet upon the ground I lose myself
between the sounds and open wide to suck it in,
I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out,
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going, going...


I've already welded a snow-plough onto the front of my car. I've got my post-nuclear-apocalypse leather jacket (the one with feathers and crap hanging off it) ready to go and my crowbar is on the passenger seat. I'm so grateful I spent all those years in Tibet studying Ninja-Fu.



EM resonance testing. not yet perfect either. if yo don't believe me check the 3D projections of an exploding or imploding (cat really say since it's 4D) hyperthyroid.

if they manage to make it right the hyperthyroid will conserve the energy to become a constant ball of light and stay there (in the quad space, in our space (3) it can have any movement or speed you might think of) without any input for a long time.

this is the holy grail of subspace telecommunication. think on playing WOW with 3million in the same time without lag.

Efff fireworks. They should do that sh!t every year! No blue angels, no stealth bomber flyovers.

Send this sucker off above a stadium and sit back to watch the madness.

Missle, no way, ufo, not likely.. If you go to google earth and see how close Geneva switzerland is to Oslo, the only thing that makes sense is the mad scientists who are testing the Large Hadron Collinder and trying to create antimatter decided to see if they could create black matter or a black hole.. whatever it was it wasn't created by mother earth.. and no matter how pretty it is, it can't be good. These idiots should not be playing with Mother Nature.. I just love listening to the mainstream media though, these brainwashing sheeple who are trying to explain this "Phenomanon" as opposed to just telling the truth.. Look to the skies.. your eyes don't lie..!!!!

There is definately a lot of alien activity on planet Earth (see my website), but.... the big thing about the rotating spiral was it's hypnotic effect. They won't even show this type of spiral on tv because it would leave a lot of people in a hypnotic stupor. It could have been a portal or stargate but I'm more inclined to think it was connected to the russian's project blue beam. After all they were the ones telling aircraft to stay out of that area three days prior to this occurance. If it was connected to aliens then it is possible they sent a ray to wack a missle that the russian's were going to try to launch. Whatever it was, it wasn't what the russians said it was. They don't tell us about their advanced technological developments and they sure don't tell us about their failures. They never have and they arn't going to start now.

It's Outworld! Everybody, run for your lives!

Confirmed by the russian navy that it was a submarine rocket test that went wrong. Sorry to disapoint you folks! ;)


Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.

H.A.A.R.P Check it out

Okay, where in the hell is "balloon boy's" parents, and what reality show is this for?

this happend billions of years ago! What if it was a small big bang in a really far far away place?

Actually it's God backing up earth using time machine:

Don't panic!

Can easily be done with post production software. I use Adobe After Effects myself

-.- i didn't get to see it =( though i live in norway just that im More south in the county

I was half expecting a cake to fall out of that hole.

uu sky.. :|

DAMN NORWEGIANS I was ready with my rocket ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... those bastards never tell anyone anything until its too late

It was probably some crazy gnomes.....

it was gods toilet bowl flushing

Why is everyone so ready to believe in UFOs? Do you know our world is controlled by occult politicians. Do you know they participate in things like seances, and satanic rituals? Have you heard of the Bohemian Grove? I do not profess to know exactly what this is, but I KNOW it is not a result of a missile test gone awry. I know of an attempt by Jack Parsons and another occultist to perform a ritual called the Babalon Working, which was designed to open a portal to another dimension whereby demons and fallen angels could pass into our dimension. This was done I believe back in the late 40's early fifties. That is also about the time people started reporting seeing UFOs. Aleister Crowley drew a picture of the "angel" he was in communication with. It looks oddly like what people describe aliens as looking like. This may be another portal opening or a test of "Project Blue Beam", but we can be sure it was no rocket.

The special galactic force of the ray, will intercept the sky density of which it was enabled, to create a spiral. This may prohibit many beams, within the nebular. E.g. Take a beam of light, add the sky mass. this creates a sequence of unfortunate substitutes.

WOW, I totally understand where your coming from Nexis. Thank you for that exclusive information.

Ive seen a light similar to it.... it dident spin and it had an Aura of many colors it seemed to respond to our energys, i feel like it may be us manifesting our inner light outward, but it also had its own energy

in the first video it looks like its spreading ferilizer

Prob a slow news day! For those who forgot we live in the 21st century, there's a job title out there called "special effects artists" . We live in a world where a teenager can make a quality movie w a home cpu and the right amount of knowledge. I say fake!

Sounds like a project blue beam test to me...

all i know is, if so called "aliens" are so technologically advanced, how come they don't just come here already? surely their high tech weapons are no match for a rifle..... what are they so afraid of? and how come nothing like that ever happens where i live? it's all fake. photo shopping, digital tricks, etc. if it was real, EVERY one would have seen some thing like personally by now. pretty, though...... who knows? may be the earth is an egg which was "penetrated" by a laser sperm from space.....

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