I can never see the word "balaclava" without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert. Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, I don't care what your favorite dessert is". But you know what? It's too f***ing late. Anyway, if you want a BALACLAVA inspired by the one Ghost wears in 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' now you can buy them in blue, green and red for ~$21 a pop. And, in case you couldn't tell, there are other video game/movie inspired bank-robbery aids on the way as well. Plus, the company is run by a loyal Geekologie Reader who told me things about myself even I didn't know. It was therapeutic. Like crying in the bathtub, but without the aromatic candles.
Thanks to Jamie, who may or may not be a Tarot reader.