Some sexual deviant from Canada whose parents wouldn't buy him a Nintendo Power Glove for Christmas when he was a kid is dealing with the repressed trauma by requesting women wear the glove and beat his joystick. This is the Craigslist ad. And what do you mean "no nerds"? Who do you think you are, The Wizard? Also, I love how it's filed under "causal encounters", like having a girl come over and beat you off with a Power Glove is like meeting someone for coffee.
Thanks to Blastphemer, vikram and Samsquanch who all claim it wasn't them but I have my doubts.