If a trio of howling wolves and moon are so powerful, I can't even imagine WTF is gonna happen when you don an adult-sized onsie with them printed all over. Plus, they come with non-slip booties and a "trap-door" back that allows you to go # 2 without taking them off (or filling your PJ's with shit). Now that's what I call magic! Available now for $45, they make the perfect gift for that moderately special someone that needs a little bit more magic in their life. Just get them a wand, God!
Thanks to deadbodyman, who would still wear one despite his body being dead....and smelly. Febreeze yo'self fool!