This is Princess Peach as the Virgin Mary. I love the dichotomy of video game and religion. Granted I have no idea but dichotomy means but I used it to sound smart and because I'm probably the hardest hitting journalist in the industry. It's true, one time during an interview I called Mike Tyson a little bitch and then knocked all his teeth out. That's why he talks funny. Plastic teeth.
Behold, The Virgin Princess Peach [kotaku]
Thanks to harry, who's taking bets on whether Toadstool looked up Peach's skirt (and whether she has legs at all).