Have you ever gotten really stoned and thought about how insignificant we are in the grand scheme of the universe? I mean, sure God watches us like his little pets, but how many other planets and galaxies of pets does he have out there? Also, where did you get this weed? This is some good-ass weed! Where was I? Right -- we should totally make Rice Crispy Treats but with Cocoa Pebbles and Golden Grahams instead of Rice Crispies. *high five!* Now get on that.