I Demand Privacy: Anti-Street View Shirt
Tired of the Google Street View van catching you soliciting yourself on the corner? Tired of explaining to your wife who the man you were photographed with was? Enter the Anti-Google Street View shirt. Available for $12 (bumper sticker for $5), the shirt guarantees privacy from the prying lens of the Street View van. Plus, maybe you can sue them if they don't remove the image. Or, I dunno, cry like a giant crybaby (your parents are so embarrassed).
Wear This To Avoid Getting Busted By The Googlevan [nerdapproved]
Thanks to James and Closet Nerd, who let Google know they can't be photographed WITH THEIR FISTS.