Happy Life Day From The Star Wars Universe
This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there's no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate 'Life Day', which, at least from what I could tell, is a present-less holiday that makes children sad.
Here is a segment from the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special featuring Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia singing an ode to "Life Day" - the Star Wars Universe's answer to Christmas.
Wow Leia, that was pretty awful. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you supposed to be wearing a golden bikini on Life Day? Oh, hold on -- The Force is talking to me. Topless, The Force says topless.
The Star Wars Holiday Special - "Happy Life Day" (1978) [fuzzymemories]
Thanks to b00geyman, who doesn't so much deliver presents as hide under your bed and try to cut your Achilles tendon if you ever get up to pee.