Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman home and she sees this thing. Boy are you gonna let her down! Kidding, kidding -- like you'd ever bring a woman home!