This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood, walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! Mmmm, Geritol. Say, are those dentures? Quick, bite my nipples!!
Zombie Shoes [mburk's deviantART]
Thanks to sham, who once chewed her own foot off because she thought it smelled like beef jerky.
They're slippers. They're made out of bread. You can wear them then eat them. But you won't, because that's disgusting. I jest, knowing you you probably will. Freak. Just remember to take them off first.
Martynas Birskys of the Vilnius-based design studio DaDaDa sells sl... / Continue →
Looking to blow $2,500 on something that's bound to get all scuffed up and smell funky within a few months? Cool, buy me one of those masturbation machines. Or these shoes.
These are an exclusive pair...only one of its kind.
Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiri... / Continue →
Zombie Mario, who would have thought? Not me, but that's because I'm not creative. One time in grade school our teacher told us to draw a made-up animal and I drew a cat. I did not receive full credit. And that, dear reader, is how I developed a stuttering problem. But tha... / Continue →