But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain
Allegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who's ever been abducted by aliens knows they don't eat people. Jam Blu-Ray players up their asses, sure, but not eat. Now if you replaced the aliens with robots, then maybe you'd -- oh....yeah -- make me shit myself.
Ultimate Food Chain [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Jan, who is at the tip top of the food chain because the dude will eat anything.